Monday, October 10, 2005

Republicans Getting Nervous? Naaah.

Yesterday, I was flipping channels and accidently stopped on Faux News Channel where a wonderful line-up of conservative talking heads were chatting about the possibility of Rove and Libby getting indicted.

They actually said it might happen! Can you imagine that? No, me neither. My husband predicts that they will get away with this, too, just as they got away with 9/11, and the false premises of the Iraq war. It will all somehow fade away into some obscure, oblivious black hole that devours all misdeeds of Bush & Co.

With all the horrible natural atrocities recently, it makes me wonder if this black hole is getting so horrendously large, that it is causing fluctuations in the earth's pivotal systems causing these earthquakes, tidal waves of epic proportions, and deadly hurricanes. You know you just can't bottle up evil, er misdeeds, in a black hole without some sort of dastardly ramifications.

Although Bill Kristol is working to prepare the Republican cheerleaders for a possible defeat, the season is just beginning and playoffs are far off in the future to say they are out of the running.

And, just as another famous Billy Crystal would say after a beautiful model would lose her step and fall down a staircase, "Daaaahhhling, you look maaaahhhhhvelous!"

P.S. For some reason, Faux, er Fox News did not have the transcript from the discussion on Fox News Sunday about the Rove indictment issue. If anyone finds that, please comment with the link. Thanks!

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