Here's the Top Ten Christmas Wish List from the White House:
10. A little less Snow for Christmas.
9. Tamper-poof Presto! Voting Machines —I’d be easier if I were a dictator, but until then, let US vote with the new Presto! Voting Machines.
8. More White Housies Diapers —to prevent more leaks from the Oval Office. Gotta potty train the cabinet, and soon.
7. HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey -- HAL just has a way with words, and would be a perfect replacement for Karl Rove, or even Scott McClellan.
6. Democracy Food Processor -- because I like my democracy finely chopped.
5. I Spy: Domestic Surveillance Edition
4. Last longer in the sack -- no, Iraq. We cannot tolerate early withdrawal.
3. GOP Bible –- You know like King James, but for our time. We need the Bible to back our style of governing the people. You see, the wording just doesn’t work for us as it is right now.
2. St. George of the Bush Republican Church. Has a nice ring to it. Hee, hee!
1. Peace on Earth. Wait, no I want a piece of earth. A big piece of earth. Heck, I want to rule the world!
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