Thursday, November 17, 2005

Sister Jen Grabs Her Golden Ruler for This One

Class, I want all of you to see what naughty Georgy and Dick did yesterday. You see, it's not nice to be tossing your dirty laundry in an international meeting. Very naughty. Now, Georgy and Dicky, hold out your hands.

Next time there's a greivance with your political friends and foes, please don't drag it into your visits to international countries to announce it to the world. I don't think they really care about your little soap opera drama in Congress, anyway. And, exposing your dirty laundry in a foreign land just makes our country look more fractured and weak to other countries and we really don't want that, especially now.

Boys, I hope that this incident doesn't continue, and that these countries will understand and not use such talk against us later. I would normally ask you two to apologize to these Asian countries for exposing your dirty laundry to them, but in this instance you really should just apologize to the US for making such donkeys of your elephant's backside.

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