Cheney A Healthy Bird?

Surely, you jest? Here's just a laugh for everyone's Monday.

US Vice President Dick Cheney has been released from the hospital today after coming in earlier with reports of respiratory issues.

After extensive tests, hospital doctors found that indeed the VP is a bird, and not human. They also found that Vice President Cheney has a weakened form of the Avian flu that was possibly passed from another bird close to the vice president. The bird test was mostly inconclusive, but show that the bird species might be a raptor.

Hospital and disease control officials called George W. Bush in to be tested for the Avian flu virus, and also found evidence that the US President is a bird, as well. Doctors have found the rare weakened Avian bird flu in President Bush, whose bird genes were detected as a possible fowl bird, which may have given him immunity from becoming ill from the raptor-originated virus.

This may be a reason why the US government is so concerned about the Avian flu, even though it hasn't mutated to be transmitted from human to human, yet.