Here's the Top Ten Christmas Wish List from the White House:
10. A little less Snow for Christmas.
9. Tamper-poof Presto! Voting Machines —I’d be easier if I were a dictator, but until then, let US vote with the new Presto! Voting Machines.
8. More White Housies Diapers —to prevent more leaks from the Oval Office. Gotta potty train the cabinet, and soon.
7. HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey -- HAL just has a way with words, and would be a perfect replacement for Karl Rove, or even Scott McClellan.
6. Democracy Food Processor -- because I like my democracy finely chopped.
5. I Spy: Domestic Surveillance Edition
4. Last longer in the sack -- no, Iraq. We cannot tolerate early withdrawal.
3. GOP Bible –- You know like King James, but for our time. We need the Bible to back our style of governing the people. You see, the wording just doesn’t work for us as it is right now.
2. St. George of the Bush Republican Church. Has a nice ring to it. Hee, hee!
1. Peace on Earth. Wait, no I want a piece of earth. A big piece of earth. Heck, I want to rule the world!
Showing posts with label politics WMDs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label politics WMDs. Show all posts
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Monday, August 01, 2005
Plame Travel Agency—Yeah, That’s the Ticket
Originally penned Thursday, July 14, 2005
I can hear it now, the sound of gears and levers working in the Bush Administration to put a new spin on the CIA agent leak and clear poor Karl Rove.
Bush Administration's new and improved spin: “Rove thought he was disclosing the travel agent who booked the trip for Wilson to check out the allegations Africa was selling yellow cake to Iraq. Yeah. Yeah. That’s the ticket. Rove thought Valerie Plame was a travel agent that dealt with WMD issues, er… ah… you know that’s code talk in the travel agent business… it stands for… ah… Winged Mission Departures. You know what that is? Travel agent code for airline reservations. I didn’t know all that, but I guess Karl Rove, our expert traveler, did. That Karl Rove is so smart. So glad he’s in the White House to help the president with all these travel agent lingos.
“Oh, and all that talk about WMDs in Iraq? Oops, our bad. We thought that they were talking about Weapons of Mass Destruction. Well, good ole Karl Rove put us on the right track now and we all know that they were talking about that travel agent jargon about airline reservations. Boy, don’t we feel stupid.
“Good ole Karl Rove also told us about that yellow cake, too. Glad he straightened us out about that. Apparently, that yellow cake order in 1999 from Niger was really an order for yellow cake, not uranium. Saddam Hussein’s sons were purchasing the beautifully decorated cake to celebrate Saddam’s twenty years as president of Iraq on July 16, 1999. Since we didn’t receive an invite to this party, we had no idea they actually were getting a yellow cake. We really got cake on our faces with this one.”
That would explain a lot. I think I get the picture now.
I can hear it now, the sound of gears and levers working in the Bush Administration to put a new spin on the CIA agent leak and clear poor Karl Rove.
Bush Administration's new and improved spin: “Rove thought he was disclosing the travel agent who booked the trip for Wilson to check out the allegations Africa was selling yellow cake to Iraq. Yeah. Yeah. That’s the ticket. Rove thought Valerie Plame was a travel agent that dealt with WMD issues, er… ah… you know that’s code talk in the travel agent business… it stands for… ah… Winged Mission Departures. You know what that is? Travel agent code for airline reservations. I didn’t know all that, but I guess Karl Rove, our expert traveler, did. That Karl Rove is so smart. So glad he’s in the White House to help the president with all these travel agent lingos.
“Oh, and all that talk about WMDs in Iraq? Oops, our bad. We thought that they were talking about Weapons of Mass Destruction. Well, good ole Karl Rove put us on the right track now and we all know that they were talking about that travel agent jargon about airline reservations. Boy, don’t we feel stupid.
“Good ole Karl Rove also told us about that yellow cake, too. Glad he straightened us out about that. Apparently, that yellow cake order in 1999 from Niger was really an order for yellow cake, not uranium. Saddam Hussein’s sons were purchasing the beautifully decorated cake to celebrate Saddam’s twenty years as president of Iraq on July 16, 1999. Since we didn’t receive an invite to this party, we had no idea they actually were getting a yellow cake. We really got cake on our faces with this one.”
That would explain a lot. I think I get the picture now.
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